Just one of those people that you can't be bored around. Random and weird and crazy. FOLLOW ME OR EAT UNICORN BLOOD.


How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

*Man walks into a store and finds employee*

Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!

Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?

Man: I never filled out an application.

Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.

Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!

Employee: Well, but that doesn't-

Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!

Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.

Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!

Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?

Man: Well no, but what does that matter?

Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.

Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.

Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.

Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.




Man: Fuck you, slut.





#no one throws shade like a goth

I like how Danny’s just like “You and your beret disappoint me, Tucker”

and then she proceeded to be the best player in the game 
do you remember that?
i remember that 


(Source: gerominoooo)

Sex dreams about this sushi.

Sex dreams about this sushi.

J. Cole is Perfect.

J. Cole: And "Miss America" kind of tells that story. But the album tells that too.

J. Cole: The story of like corruption.

J. Cole: Corruption of like uhh of an artist when like commercial appeal is involved.

J. Cole: Or corruption of a relationship when temptation is involved.

J. Cole: Or the corruption of a government when capitalism is involved.

Rainbow cupcakes (& rainbow cake in background) TEEHEE.

Rainbow cupcakes (& rainbow cake in background) TEEHEE.

Love knowing I can’t count on you.

Why I love her continued.

Why I love her continued.